Wednesday, October 17, 2007

You know you're in University when .....

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Just for fun, totally insane.


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1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early."
2. You have more alcohol than food in your fridge.
3. Weekends start on Thursday.
4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese.
6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case.
7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.
8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open.
9. You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is.
10. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
11. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.
12. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
13. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
14. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do.
15. Quarters are like gold.
16. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles.
17. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc...
18. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home.
19. Certain things are now deemed "facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.
20. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
21. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7.39.
22. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them.
23. Going to the library is a social event.
24. You start joining clubs because of the free food.
25. You skip one class to write a paper for another.
26. You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not.
27. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school.
28. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
29. Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave.
30. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.
31. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.
32. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
33. You never realized so many people are more dumb (aka "dumber") than you.
34. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.
35. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.
36. Anything can be cooked in a microwave.
37. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal.
38. You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family.
39. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.
40. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.
41. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.
42. Your professors speak English... as a second language.
43. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free.
44. You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours.
45. The elevators take forever but you'll wait 10 minutes just so you don't have to climb stairs.
46. Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door.
47. Showers become more of an issue.
48. You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door.
49. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round.
50. Class size doubles on exam days.

You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.

2 comments:

  1. haha that university thing is really true to some extent...especially the alcohol in the bridge part...

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  2. I agree w/ most of them. haha.

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